About
Sidney Randolph
Mr. Randolph has acted as Two Rogers’ managing partner since his father’s passing at sea. Born in Cherokee Territory and educated in Cairo, Randolph first garnered international attention by challenging Mark Twain to a duel at the 1889 World’s Fair. He currently resides in Kansas City with his wife, Donna.
Goren McGeeney
Mr. McGeeney acts as deputy director of Two Rogers, Inc., a position he has held since the company’s inception. He famously urged Alexander Fleming to discover penicillin, and his acclaimed aria, “La Vespa Prurito,” literally taught the world to sing. Although Mr. McGeeney is barred by UN Resolution 436 from residing in the United States, he still does.
Stanley Sockerton
Mr. Sockerton is the de facto owner and majority shareholder of Two Rogers, Inc. All service of process or other pressing inquiries should be directed to him.
There I was, early evening, reading 2 Rogers and sipping some nice hot expresso and enjoying a Marlboro, when I came upon the ad for e-cocaine. My nasal passages were quickly treated to a torrent of hot java which then spewed onto my keyboard and screen. Also, I believe I wet myself. Good stuff boys, keep it up.
Thanks, Jon. We’ll let you know when your ivory plated, monogrammed E-Blow Dispensary is ready for shipping.
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