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SCIENCE: Neptune May Have Facefucked Another Planet’s Wife

March 13, 2010
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SCIENCE: Neptune May Have Facefucked Another Planet’s Wife

ROGERS, NEW MEXICO — Dr. Vlad Nightengale: “With all due respect, I have seen some hairy shit since I took over as lead astronomer here at TRU Science, not the least of which was last year’s discovery that shooting stars are, in fact, gay, but I have never seen anything remotely as brazen as...
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TRI Acquires GlobalOrphan, Porridge Expected

March 9, 2010
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TRI Acquires GlobalOrphan, Porridge Expected

KANSAS CITY–Two Rogers Inc. is proud to announce its acquisition of the world’s seventh cleanest orphanage chain. TRI has steadily been developing our product line of orphans and homeless children after intially partnering with ChildFinders, Inc. in 1997. This new business acquisition meshes invaluable on-the-ground knowledge with theĀ  efficiency and no-nonsense manner which has...
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