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TRI Unveils the Genealogy of Trying

July 1, 2010
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TRI Unveils the Genealogy of Trying

INDONESIA, 20 BILLION B.C.– E. Melspokanicus was transparent and a little slimy, like most bacteria.  Also like most bacteria, he didn’t feel incredibly sexy.  He had spent most of his life wafting along, flipping people off with his wriggling flagellae.  On this day, after hitching rides on intestinal amobae, he was puked onto an...
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